Writing On The Wall

Graffiti in Malaysia has very little variety. Any Malaysian can tell you that the writing on the wall (literally) doesn't deviate much from the likes of cibai and kimak kau. Or their equivalents in the other languages of Malaysia.

Some of the graffiti here has ingenuity behind them!

This is actually funny

Of course, this doesn't apply to all. If you look at them in general, things aren't too different. The mentions of your (or your mother's) private parts are ever present, accompanied by "self-advertising" - names accompanied by time and places to meet, supposedly for "recreation" purposes.

Guys can understand this. You're standing there, doing you're thing and the writing's in front of you. So what's that "joke" in your hands?

And then there are the DRAWINGS. Expect hand-drawn pornography and even drawings attempting to describe the shit that they just flushed down the hole.

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Seriously, why the need to share with the world the look of your shit? If your shit of the day is purple in color, by all means, spread the news. If the stuff you leave in the hole looks like alphabet soup, go ahead and scrawl a whole paragraph describing it on them toilet walls. If a brown version of the Statue of Liberty came out of your crack, PLEASE! Take a picture!

But if you shit the exact same-o same-o like everybody else, dude, nobody gives a shit (pun intended) what your shit looks like.

WTF.

And then there are the "social activity" graffiti. What's a better word to describe this kind of graffiti? They would draw a box and then write something that goes like, "Stick your boogie (tahi hidung) in the box above." The sad thing is that people actually FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS.

And what's worse? The boogies change everyday!

-_-"

Side Order: I'm back on the Internet! Oh and Happy Belated Birthday, Samantha Si! Can go get your Road Rage Licence _{burnoutburnoutburnout} liao! I mean... Driving Licence.