Sunday, June 8, 2008

The Forever

Warning! Not for those who might get sensitive about religious issues. Actually I don't think it's THAT bad lar, but I just don't wanna take any chances.

You know that your eternity might be bleak if...
  • You only go to church when you want to ask for something.
  • You purposely wake up late because you want to reach church the exact moment the sermon ends.
  • You're thinking about breakfast during intercession.
  • You're busy SMS-ing during the Bible readings.
  • 70% of the time, you're making jokes on religion.
  • You sincerely hope with all your heart that God has a sense of humor. Because if He doesn't, then 70% of your jokes is going to get you into one HELL (literally!) of a trouble.
  • Two minutes after church service, you make jokes on religion.
  • Two minutes INTO church service, you make jokes on religion.
  • On his way to the podium for his sermon, the priest makes the sign of the cross when he walks by you.
  • During sermon, the priest coincidentally looks in your general direction whenever he says words like "sinners", "repent" and "eternal damnation".
  • You think that the highlight of church service is The Dismissal.
  • You have this constant dread during Communion for fear that the communion bread will burn your tongue right off.
And you know you're REALLY screwed if...
  • You have burn marks on your forehead, shoulders and chest. Holy water sizzles right off your skin!

This post goes out to you, buddy. You know who you are ;)


All the best in the final exams, everyone!

17 comments:

Eric said...

Oh!! Oh!!

You mean Averman? Or was the name Averdude?

Aquavires said...

Lol.

All the best for your exams too.

saykhia said...

Eric,
Hehe. Both of them. At the same time. You should follow us to church once in a while.

Axfangli,
Thanks. Exams just ended today, actually. Hehehe.

Aquavires said...

Less than 14 hours till mine BEGINS, heh. =P

Skipping lectures, spending the past few days working on my Thomian article, and browsing blogs might not have been the wisest move. ^^;;

saykhia said...

Axfangli,
You mean you have yet to submit your Thomian article? Hahaha. All the best in your final exams.

Aquavires said...

I did - emailed Cikgu Mag Thursday morning. I was saying that writing it during the study break wasn't very wise. =P

Hehe, thanks. Physics paper down -- curse fluid mechanics and thermodynamics efficiency analysis!

I suppose your freedom means you'll be back to your old blogging self? ;-)

Ezekiel said...

Saykhia,
now than I understand what happen... No wonder averyone changed some drastically these days...

saykhia said...

Axfangli,
Hmm. I wonder if the others submitted theirs. They were all pretty quiet about it. What is my 'old blogging self' like anyway? If you mean posting once in a while with long intermissions in between, then yeah. Hahaha.

Ezekiel,
I don't really catch your drift.

Zhang BeiHai said...

o no

Aquavires said...

Whoops. This will teach me not to post a comment without thinking it through first. =P I guess I was thinking that
P(Aldrin blogs|Aldrin is free) > P(Aldrin blogs|Aldrin has exams)

I'm not sure about the others... According to what Cikgu Mag told me on the Friday before the Gawai break, I'm the third person to promise her an article.

saykhia said...

Cruxstone,
Oh no indeed. Hahahaha!

Axfangli,
Hmm. I wonder if she will let us have a 'complimentary copy' of the magazine. Hehehe.

Aquavires said...

The answer is yes. =)

Er, hope you don't mind holding my copy until I return home? ^^;;

saykhia said...

Axfangli,
You mean you asked? WHOOPEE! Sure, won't mind holding your copy. Hehe. Just make sure you come back soon so you can get your paws on them!

zewt said...

i am sure He is a merciful God... He has a good sense of humour... maybe those holy water are just to scare them... :)

good post nonetheless...

saykhia said...

Zewt,
Well, I hope from the deepest depths of my heart that you're right. 'Cos if He is a stern and humorless God, I am pretty much screwed :S

zewt said...

you're screwed? so you were addressing this post to yourself eh?

saykhia said...

Zewt,
Nope I wasn't. But if He is really a stern God, I am screwed too. As screwed as the friend I dedicated this post to! Haha.