No To Negative

It has been one hell of a week.

There were two reports to write, a presentation to prepare for (along with the research paper that goes along with it) and several tests that we had to sit for. Well, after the many extra hours in school and the gallons of midnight oil burnt, I am happy to say that most of it is over! The outcome isn't the very best that it could be, but hey, the bright side is that it is all the past now!

Plus, I joined an anti-negativity campaign lately so I musn't complain much.

This morning's Engineering Math test totally sucks, though.

What's this campaign that I am talking about? Well, a certain wise guy (let's call him AverWise) was struck with some kind of *insert angelic choir voice* divine inspiration to start a campaign against all things negative. This means that all supporters of this movement will rally against complains, rants, bad tempers, tongue lashings, papaya faces , evil stares and curse words.

Read more here.

WOOPS! I take a bit of that back. No one can possibly go against curse words. Curse words, as long as they're directed against no one in particular, actually helps in reducing negativity.

Try saying the 'F' word (towards no one in particular, mind you) out loud when you're really angry. It certainly takes away a lot of that negative energy, doesn't it? ;) Plus, curse words are just words. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It's not like it is going to hurt anyone!

Anyways, back to the subject at hand. Simply put, the world will be a better place without so much negative energy flying around. Can you imagine it? A world of butterflies (!) and pink flowers (!) and Oompa-Loompas (!).

The people of the world will do a dance-along together, Mary Poppins-style. All the while singing the show's supercalifragilistic music.

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Oh, sweet mother of bliss and joy!

Ok. I better stop. The images I have in my head is a little disturbing right now. Err...

Oh yeah. I almost forgot. Members of the Negative Nil Campaign will get a FREE (!) imaginary Captain Planet ring that they will wear around their middle finger. Take a look at mine!

If you really squint and put your faith into it, you will see the ring. If all fails, well.. Enjoy staring at my middle finger.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up today! All you have to do is put up the 'Negative Nil Campaign' banner up in your blog! And start showing people your imaginary membership ring!