Eighteen

Finally!

Now I can do lots of stuff that I couldn't do before.

I can drink, I can watch porn 18SG movies, I can legally do handjobs (I was an underaged, illegal worker all this while!) and I can enter those smoky, unsavoury drinking houses! I can actually enter those places to breathe second-hand smoke, watch live shuffle and listen to dush dush dush Ah Beng techno.

Er. Maybe I should stop. Suddenly adulthood don't sound so fun anymore.

Thanks, guys, for the wonderful birthday party! A few of my friends treated me to dinner at Westwood, took me to Damai Beach and then gave me a 'baptism'. These hantus are:

• Keith
• Eric
• Johnson
• Ah Yieng
• Judieth
• Laura (who couldn't make it that night)
• Avery (also couldn't make it)
• Wui Jie (didn't make it to dinner but went to Damai)
• Jonathan
• Ms. Chen (it was a surprise to see her!)
• Raymond Yeo
• Kwang Yang

Special mention must go to Ah Yieng, who delayed her flight to Sibu just for my birthday. And she even went to the trouble of creating a story so that I do not know that she delayed the flight. Oh yeah, I heard that she was the one who came up with the plan for my 'baptism'. Ah Yieng, watch out during your birthday. Haha!

Thanks guys!

I must also express my gratitude to all those who wished me Happy Birthday in one way or another:

• Keith
• Johnson (12.01 am!)
• Samantha (12.02 am! Only few seconds after Johnson)
• Laura (12.02 am!)
• Ah Yieng
• Jacintha
• Eric
• Avery
• Cassandra
• Hershel
• Raymond
• Judieth
• Sze Howe
• Wui Jie
• Chye Lin
• Amanda Chang
• Mei Chen
• Hazel
• Ravindran
• Angeline Ong
• Simon Channing
• Benjamin Ong
• Alvin Nichol
• Jacqueline

And my gratitude also extends to those who wrote me testimonials and sent me messages in Friendster! If I left anyone's name out, know that I am thankful to you guys too =)